Sue Ellen’s Girl Ain’t Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy
Living in Southwest Missouri, I’ll admit….I consider myself part Southerner. Not that I’m a Southern belle or anything, but we have that southern accent here, and we have similar phrases, likes, dislikes, etc.
If you’re in the mood for a good laugh, as well as honest, helpful advice, consider reading Sue Ellen’s Girl Ain’t Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy, by Shellie Rushing Tomlinson. Oh my gosh, this book is so real and hilarious and down to earth. Shellie tells the reader how it is, from a very respectful standpoint….but from the standpoint of her true Southern roots. This book isn’t a tough read; it’s an enjoyable, lighthearted read, yet one that’ll definitely inspire and motivate, as well.
Here’s a basic rundown of the contents of this book:
- She Got Those Heavy Legs from Her Mama’s Side- This chapter really covers fitness and health, again, from that southern belle standpoint. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the phrase, “She’s just big-boned.” Yep, Shellie goes there.
- The Science of Bubba Whispering- A Bubba, in southern terms, is the husband. There are three different kinds of Bubbas: Stray Bubbas, House Bubbas, and Yard Bubbas. This chapter gives insight on how to best “train” and how to “Bubba whisper.” It totally cracked me up, but it’s so full of great advice.
- Normal Crazy vs. Straight Running Crazy- This chapter talks about things that can make a person go crazy.
- Self-cleaning Underwear, an Idea Whose Time Should Never Come- This chapter cracked me up. It talks about different business ventures but also managing time. Shellie shares her fiascoes with the Walmart self-checkout lines. Oh, I have so been there! You have to read this to get the full laugh.
- Ya Southern Mama is Following You on Twitter- More etiquette, especially where social media is concerned.
- Paulette the Pundit, Lord Help Us One and All- Political and Economic Observations….
- Rein It In, Geraldo- Regional Showdowns….
- Parties, Presents, and a Missing Bubba Perched in a Deer Stand- Shellie dishes on the holidays and how southern belles cope and finagle their way through this perilous time of the year.
- If All Else Fails, Laugh- Shellie just finishes up by commenting on a variety of topics in this one last chapter.
Not only will you laugh your way through this book, reading about anything and everything related not just to southern belles but to women everywhere, you’ll also find recipes at the end of each chapter. There are a ton of different recipes, including holiday recipes, snacks, soups, etc. Shellie also shares tidbits from her Belle Doctrine (which is almost like a 10 Commandments style listing). The Belle Doctrine will give you little thoughts to carry with you, sometimes to laugh, sometimes to really think about and apply to your own life. I like that Shellie doesn’t accept excuses; she confronts them head-on in her true southern manner (with elegance of course). When you’re reading this book, it’s like you’re conversing with Shellie….she tells it like a story, also including real-life stories throughout.
This book is one I’d highly recommend to anyone who just needs a break; it’d make a great beach book, a great summer read. You can purchase Sue Ellen’s Girl Ain’t Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy for $10.20 on Amazon.
(Disclosure: I received this book, free of charge, from Litfuse Publicity Group, for the purposes of this review. All views/opinions remain solely my own.)

































